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Pumpkin Pounded
Based on an original story by Sack Stomper
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Nathan looked up at the clock to check the time. His friend David was running late, as usual.
Nathan ran through his entire plan once again, the plan that he had hammered out in part with David’s eager assistance. Both young men were eager to teach big Brad a lesson, though perhaps for different reasons. Nathan suspected that David viewed their plans as a bit of good-natured fun, ultimately intended to help bring Brad out of the closet. But Nathan viewed things differently. His bitterness and anger had created a dark space in his soul, and he wanted to hurt Brad even more than Nathan himself had been hurt by his roommate’s perceived betrayal. Nathan felt that Brad was an immature, fickle young bull who needed to be turned into a steer, so he wouldn’t hurt anyone else ever again. He had therefore concealed the totality of his plans from David, fearing that his shorter friend might not be up for all that Nathan had in store for the big, handsome, and enormously muscular rugby player…
The young man was so lost in his thoughts that at first he didn’t notice the knocking on his door. It wasn’t until a second, more insistent set of knocks broke him out of his reverie that a startled Nathan got up and opened the door. The handsome, smiling face of his friend David greeted him on the other side of the door. The short, muscular stud was clearly excited to carry out their plan, and he all but leapt into the room with his unbridled energy.
“I can’t wait to get things started!” David exclaimed. “This is gonna be so much fun! And I can’t wait to see what you have planned for our big lover boy!”
Nathan half-chuckled in reply. “Yeah, I’m excited, too.”
David noticed the sepia photograph lying on Nathan’s desk, and teased, “Geez, obsessed much?”
The other man blushed a little bit and replied, “Yeah, I guess. But can you really blame me?”
“No, not at all,” laughed David. “I’d be fucking obsessed with Brad, too, if I had to see him every day, and sleep just a few feet above him every night! I don’t know how you stand it! I’d have rubbed my dick so raw by now that it would be in danger of falling off!” The short stud laughed at his own joke, rubbing his own crotch through his denim pants in mock pain. Nathan just returned a half-hearted grin, a bit distanced and distracted by his own thoughts.
“So, is everything ready?” David asked, motioning to the large duffel bag that sat next to Nathan’s desk.
“Yup,” said Nathan. “I’ll be waiting for you by the big oak tree. Just as long as you can keep him distracted — which, with those big, brown, puppy dog eyes of yours should be no problem — I’ll be able to spring our little trap.”
“Excellent! I don’t think I’ve ever been this excited for a ‘date’ before,” David laughed. “The poor guy won’t even know what hit him!”
“No, he certainly won’t,” Nathan replied, a flicker of menace in his cold blue eyes.
*****
Brad couldn’t remember ever being this nervous in his young life as he pulled his truck up to the entrance of the main quad. His roommate’s best friend, David, had called him out of the blue three days ago and asked if Brad wanted to hang out with him today, just the two of them. The big rugby player had immediately agreed, and he was now meeting up at their predetermined rendezvous point so that he could pick David up.
Thoughts of David threatened to make Brad throw a huge boner, so the young man had to quickly quench his heart-pounding feelings by thinking about old nuns, and kittens, and old nuns holding kittens. He soon had his libido back under control, even though his nerves were still strung as taut as bow strings.
David was the single-most beautiful man that Brad had ever seen in his life, and he had been powerfully attracted to the student and fellow athlete the moment he first met him. As he had started getting to know the dark-haired stud, though, his feelings had only grown deeper and more profound. David was so easy to talk with, and they shared so many interests and likes in common. David always laughed at Brad’s corny jokes, and had a habit every once in a while of putting his hand on Brad’s forearm, or giving him a friendly pat on the shoulder, or sitting close enough that their knees would sometimes touch. These little gestures drove Brad crazy, but he wasn’t sure if these were simply careless gestures on David’s part, or if the gorgeous little stud was actually flirting with him. Brad desperately hoped for the latter, but since he didn’t really know any gay people or how gay people acted with one another, he had no idea about how to interpret David’s actions.
For example, was David’s invitation to hang out today intended as a date, or just two friends spending time together? Brad just wasn’t sure.
Brad pulled up to the curb and started scanning the milling crowd of students for David’s dark hair and hunky little muscle body, and he spotted him right away. David had seen him first, and was waving and flashing one of those crooked smiles with the big dimple that made Brad go weak in the knees every time.
David jogged up to the car as Brad reached over and opened the passenger side door. “Hey there big guy!” David said as he hopped up into the car, giving Brad a fake punch in the shoulder and sending the rugby player’s heart into overdrive. “Thanks again for picking me up and hanging out with me today!”
“Don’t mention it,” replied Brad. “I’ve been really looking forward to spending time with you today and getting to know you better,” the big man said, blushing just a little bit at the less plutonic and more carnal reasons that played through his mind.
“Me too, big guy!” David crowed. “Let’s head on out!”
*****
At David’s direction, Brad drove them both out of town and into the rural farmlands surrounding the college community. David had said that he wanted to go back to the site of the harvest festival, even though it had been shut down for the season a week ago. The late morning weather was crisp but clear, the earlier light drizzle having burned off to reveal a sunny and brisk autumn day. Brad was secretly thinking about how romantic it would be to walk the grounds with just David, and with no one else around.
David’s conversation in the car was as animated and fun as always, and their easy rapport helped Brad relax a bit. There was a special twinkle in David’s eyes today, though, that seemed to promise something more, and Brad found himself hoping more and more that his instincts about the gorgeous young man were true.
*****
David was in heaven. He was sitting next to the biggest, handsomest, hunkiest stud he had ever seen, and it was clear that the big guy was getting all worked up and nervous. David found Brad’s nervousness strangely endearing, especially considering that the huge dude was literally nearly TWICE David’s weight and could easily snap him in half like a twig. It was amazing to think that Brad was feeling intimidated by HIM! In almost any other situation, you’d have thought it would have been the other way around.
The little Italian stud couldn’t help but feel a little sorry for the big guy, and a little guilty about the fact that he was leading him into something of a trap. He just hoped that Brad wouldn’t be too mad with him about it afterwards. He was taking part in this scheme to help his good friend Nathan get over his epic crush, but David was finding that he also had feelings of his own for the charming and handsome muscle man. Powerful feelings, if he was being honest with himself. And heck, who wouldn’t?! The guy was built like the proverbial brick shithouse, was ridiculously handsome, and was one of the nicest, funniest, sweetest guys David had ever met! Yeah, he secretly hoped that the two of them would remain friends after today, and who knows, maybe even blossom into something more…
David stole another covert glance at Brad’s jeans-clad crotch. The man sure did have an enormous crotch bulge, that’s for sure! It was the talk of the campus, actually. It seemed everyone, men and women alike, were secretly in awe of the handsome rugby player, and that no one could believe that the 285-pound muscle giant was just barely 18! But once people noticed the massive, almost bowling-ball-sized bulge at the front of Brad’s pants, that’s just about all anyone could talk about. David still had a hard time believing that Nathan’s stories about Brad’s nocturnal fantasies weren’t at least a little exaggerated. No man could be hung THAT huge, right?! But his glances at the young man’s humongous crotch mound gave truth to the possibility that Nathan might not be exaggerating in the slightest. The thought made David’s own more than ample cock give a powerful pulse in his pants. David knew he’d be finding out soon enough if Nathan was telling the truth about big Brad’s big endowment…
*****
Brad pulled his truck into the empty parking lot, remembering how dusty the lot had been just a few weeks ago. The early morning’s light rain had really helped tame all of that dust, and Brad knew that the rainstorms to come in the next few weeks would turn this parking lot into one great big mud puddle. Good thing they were here today, he thought, and not a couple of weeks from now. They’d soon need Wellington boots to navigate through the inevitable mud!
All of the produce stalls, carnival booths, and the gift shop were boarded up for the season, as expected. The two young men slowly meandered past those abandoned buildings, David chatting animatedly about all sorts of topics, while Brad kept stealing glances at the gorgeous dark-haired hunk from time to time. He kept trying to work up the courage to brooch the subject of the feelings he was having for the shorter stud, but he was terrified that he’d freak the guy out and be rejected.
Before long, the pair had wandered near the entrance to the old corn field maze. The corn stalks were now all pale tan husks, dying back for the winter, but the maze was otherwise still intact. The local farmer who owned the land had not yet gotten around to mulching all of those corn stalks and tilling them back into the soil.
David turned to Brad with that telltale sparkle in his amazing brown eyes, and said, “Let’s go through the maze again!” He then completely shocked Brad by reaching out and taking his much larger hand and pulling the huge dude toward the maze entrance. The feeling of David’s hand in his sent an electric surge through Brad’s entire body, and he felt almost giddy. With a big smile breaking out across his face, Brad eagerly followed the smaller guy as they both jogged into the maze entrance.
The corn field maze wasn’t huge as such things go, but the pair still found that it took them more than a little while to get through it all. Both were laughing and joking the entire time as they played in the maze. David would sometimes let go of Brad’s hand to dash ahead and around a corner, forcing the bigger man to chase after him. They played this game for a while, Brad getting more and more worked up by the other man’s mere presence.
Finally, after one particularly difficult chase that had them both laughing hysterically, Brad caught up to the other man and scooped him up off the ground, his extraordinary strength lifting up the smaller guy like he weighed almost nothing. A laughing Brad suddenly found that he was holding David against his body in a tight bear hug, lifting him more than a foot off the ground so that their faces were level with one another. Brad was suddenly very aware of the feeling of his huge arms wrapped tight around David’s lean and narrow waist, the heat of his body pressed up to Brad’s own, the scent of his breath in Brad’s own face. David seemed to notice the instant change in their energy as well, and for several long moments, both men stopped laughing and simply stared into each other’s eyes.
David must have liked what he saw in Brad’s sparkling green orbs, for he suddenly threw his arms around the other man’s thick, muscular bull neck and planted a big, open-mouthed kiss on the surprised rugby player’s mouth. A shocked Brad was stunned only for a moment, and then he began returning the kiss with even greater passion and intensity.
The two young men must have been locked in that tender and passionate embrace for at least ten full minutes, their eager tongues exploring each other’s mouths, lips pressed firmly together. David’s eager hands explored as much of Brad’s huge muscles as he could reach, which given how he was being held so tightly against the bigger man’s huge body meant that he was mostly grabbing the stud’s gigantic shoulders and thick, flaring traps. Brad was doing some exploring of his own, his huge hands running up and down David’s muscular back and buttocks, marveling at how tight and solid the man’s compact frame was. The little guy’s waist couldn’t have been more than 26 inches around, but his muscular shoulders looked like they were twice as wide. The lad was an absolute hunk, and Brad was hungry to explore every inch of his solid gymnast body.
After 10 minutes of epic making out, their powerful hearts beating hard and fast against one another, Brad slowly and gently set David’s feet back down on the ground. Their gazes remained locked, however, with each man appearing to be equally enchanted with the other. A huge grin then suddenly broke out across David’s face, and he said, “Come on. Let’s get out of this maze. There’s a special spot on the other side that I want to show to you. It’s completely private and out of the way, where no one else can bother us.”
With that, David took the smiling Brad by the big, muscular hand once more, leading the huge stud through the remainder of the maze and out the exit on the far side.
The maze exited into a large field that was dominated by a huge, old oak tree a few dozen yards away. Piles of discarded debris from the harvest festival were spread about the massive tree, including hundreds of pumpkins of various sizes, segments of logs from some downed trees, old hay bales, and other assorted organic refuse. David led the eager and excited Brad to the tree, gently pushed the much bigger man up against the enormous trunk, and began unbuttoning the young man’s flannel shirt. Both men were breathing heavily with excitement as David’s trembling fingers undid the last of the buttons, and he opened up the front of Brad’s shirt to reveal the spectacularly muscular torso beneath. David had never before seen the muscular glory of Brad’s naked flesh, and he gasped at the utter masculine beauty and refined perfection of the young man’s massively developed muscles. And not only were Brad’s muscles swollen to magnificent proportions and bursting with raw power, but they were also extraordinarily lean, almost like his skin was merely painted on top of the utterly shredded muscles.
David couldn’t help himself, and he began to rub his hands up Brad’s corrugated abdomen, marveling at the deeply etched divide between each perfectly formed cobblestone. He then cupped as much of the stud’s great overhanging chest as he could, his smaller hands barely able to encompass even a fraction of all of that thick pec meat. He tried squeezing down with his fingers, but the extraordinarily dense beef would barely even dent in his hands, it was so thick and tough. Brad then flexed his gargantuan pecs, and David nearly swooned, for those two massive plates of muscle got even harder, and deep striations appeared all across their wide, wide expanse. David ran his hands all over those massive twin mounds of muscle, reveling in the feeling of the coarse chest hair under his fingers, so different from the completely smooth skin of his own chest and abs. David located the nubs of Brad’s hardened nipples between his thumbs and forefingers and gave them a firm squeeze, and was rewarded with a low, throaty rumble from Brad’s deep and massive chest, a vibration that reverberated through David’s own excited body. A look of ecstasy filled Brad’s half-lidded green eyes, and a breathy moan escaped his gently parted lips as David pinched those twin nubs of flesh even harder.
Hungry to see more, David worked the thick flannel over Brad’s truly enormous shoulders and then down over his astoundingly huge arms, tossing the discarded shirt aside so that he could run his eager hands over these new muscular treasures. David couldn’t even begin to guess Brad’s dimensions as he ran his hands all up and down the big man’s arms and shoulders. The 6-foot-2 muscle giant was just so much bigger than his own compact, 5-foot-5 frame, and David found the huge size difference intensely erotic. Apparently, so did Brad, who kept on moaning and huffing and groaning as David continued his exploration. Why, Brad’s upper arms looked to be only an inch or two smaller around than David’s own narrow, 26-inch waist! The huge rugby player was simply one massive BEAST of muscle!
David insistently pushed up on one of Brad’s enormous arms, and the grinning man complied and lifted the huge limb up for the shorter stud, revealing a deep, muscular, and very hairy armpit, right there at David’s eye level. The dark-haired stud immediately buried his face in the warm, furry pit, inhaling deeply of the big man’s intoxicating scent, a clean manly musk that made David’s already rock hard cock strain even harder against the confines of his tight blue jeans. David began to lick at the slightly moist arm pit, lapping up all of the big man’s delicious, slightly salty sweat, while his hands hungrily explored the unbelievably massive and granite hard muscles of the man’s flexed upper arm.
David finally broke away from Brad for a moment, and began lifting his own shirt off over his head. Brad lent his own assistance, helping work the tight-fitting shirt off of the shorter man, and revealing David’s own breathtaking physique. David might only weigh half as much as the muscular giant standing before him, but his own muscles were just as lean, chiseled, and refined as those of the big man he had pressed up against the oak tree. Brad apparently liked what he saw, too, for an almost pained expression passed across his achingly handsome face as a half-whimper, half-groan escaped his lips. David flashed a brilliant smile in return, delighted that such a gorgeous stud of a man was so obviously turned on by a little guy like him.
Brad reached down, enveloped David’s denim-clad bubble butt in his two huge hands, and effortlessly lifted the smaller man in the air. Brad then pulled David’s lean muscular body against his own, bringing David’s face level with his, and then began to passionately make out with the dark-haired stud once more. Brad firmly pressed their bodies together, hairy muscles rubbing up against smooth ones, as his huge hands gently but insistently explored and kneaded David’s ass and back. Their muscular tongues fought for dominance inside each other’s mouths, with both of them simultaneously winning. David could feel a huge, hard mound pressing up against the underside of his own crotch, while his own painfully hard cock was mercilessly ground up against the impenetrable wall of Brad’s rock-solid abdominal wall. The smaller man could feel a tremendous orgasm already starting to build in his loins, so turned on was he by being in this massive young man’s tight embrace, and he desperately struggled to hold on to his load.
After many long minutes, David wriggled free of Brad’s firm but gentle embrace, stepped back a couple of feet, and started to unbuckle his pants. David grinned at the bigger man as Brad’s lust-drunk eyes followed the smaller man’s every move.
“You’re the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen,” Brad suddenly blurted out, his normally deep voice pitched even lower and thick with lust. David was immediately halted in his tracks, amazed by what the big man had just said. Brad misinterpreted the other man’s shock, and quickly looked away, blushing with embarrassment.
“Are you KIDDING me?!” David exclaimed a moment later. “Oh my god, big guy, do you even OWN a mirror? You are the most gorgeous stud of a man that’s ever LIVED! A gay man’s wet dream come true! And the fact that a guy like YOU is even remotely attracted to a guy like ME is just fucking blowing my mind!!”
David’s words brought such a happy and charming and hopeful smile to Brad’s handsome face that David couldn’t help but answer with a similar smile of his own, and he resumed stripping out of the rest of his clothes. The sun had warmed the field to a comfortable temperature, but David probably wouldn’t even have noticed if it was below freezing, as his own tremendous arousal felt like it was creating enough heat to melt a snow bank.
With teasing slowness, David worked his pants and underwear down over his own mounding crotch, releasing his big, rock hard cock to slap upward against his tight, corrugated abs with a beefy smack. The young man might be short but he was hung big, his cock stretching the measuring tape to just over 9 inches long and with an impressive and formidable girth. Such a cock would have looked rather big even on a man of Brad’s huge size, but on a small and compact guy like David, it looked positively enormous! A thick hood of foreskin almost fully covered the big, juicy head, and as an awe-struck Brad watched, the first dewy bead of precum appeared at the tip, a promise of more manly fluids to come.
David pushed his pants down his lean, muscular legs, tossing off his pants, underwear, and shoes all in one go and standing there in just his socks. Brad’s eyes clearly didn’t know where to go first as they hungrily devoured the stunning sight of the young man standing in front of him. Flawless olive skin covered a body of utter perfection, a physique that looked like it had been carved by a master sculptor. Brad got his first glimpse of David’s big, dangling balls, and saw that they were a perfect match for his big, thick cock, a set of extra large door knockers that would have made any man proud, no matter his size.
David knelt in the soft grass at Brad’s feet, his soulful brown eyes looking up and locking on Brad’s own, as he reached up and began to undo the big man’s pants. Brad was almost trembling, with fear or desire or both, David could only guess. The back of David’s hand brushed against the obscene mound at the front of Brad’s pants, and he began to wonder if his friend Nathan hadn’t been exaggerating about Brad’s enormous size after all…
It took a surprising amount of effort to wiggle the blue jeans down over Brad’s behemoth muscle butt and start working them over his gigantic muscular quads, but David was nothing if not determined. As the pants started to fall, David got his first glimpse of Brad’s cock root, and the sheer thickness of the mammoth cock was startling. And as he steadily worked the pants down Brad’s colossal legs, inch after inch after thick, vein-gnarled inch of the biggest, beefiest cock David had ever seen gradually came into view. David’s eyes just kept getting bigger and bigger, for Brad’s cock seemed to be without end! The pants were well past halfway to Brad’s knees before the thick coronal ridge of Brad’s enormous cock head finally came into view. Another couple of inches finally freed the unbelievably massive cock from its denim prison, and David was barely fast enough to dodge his head to one side to avoid being smacked in the face by the huge meat log as it finally sprang free. As it was, the gargantuan cock reared upward with frightening power and speed, slapping so hard against the big stud’s muscular belly that it sounded like it HURT. But Brad didn’t even seem to notice, a look of pure lust and infatuation, and perhaps even something more, filling his stunning green eyes.
David knew that his mouth was gaping wide open in awe and wonder, but he just couldn’t help it. He was now staring upward at what simply HAD to be the biggest cock in the entire world! The gigantic horse cock had to be at LEAST half again as long as his own huge 9 incher, and its girth was beyond anything he’d thought possible. He reached up with both trembling hands and wrapped them around the center of that colossal cock shaft, and was astounded that his fingertips barely touched. Forget beer-can thick; Brad’s monster cock was thicker than a 40-ouncer!! David could feel the tremendous heat coming off of that freakishly huge cock on his own face, and as he tried to gently squeeze that monumental shaft, he quickly learned that the mighty piece of man meat was even harder than the stud’s own granite hard muscles! The steel-hard man pole wouldn’t even DENT in his clutching hands!
Brad’s pants had now fallen all the way to his ankles, revealing a spectacularly muscular pair of legs that perfectly matched the beefy, studly perfection of what lay above them. But David’s eyes barely even noted those sturdy, ultra powerful pillars of muscle, so focused were they on the gigantic nutsac hanging down between those massive thighs.
David’s mind had a hard time at first gauging the size of Brad’s colossal nuts, for they were many orders of magnitude larger than any man’s testicles he’d ever seen. Each goliath gonad was larger than a ripe, ruby red grapefruit, and judging from how heavily they hung in their loose, oversized sac, they appeared to be ten times as juicy. Despite their obviously great weight, Brad’s freakishly massive balls only hung down about an inch in their sac, jiggling seductively just below the thick, thick root of his magnificent cock. Surprisingly, despite the liberal coating of coarse hair across the young man’s expansive chest and chiseled abdominals, and the much thicker thatches of dark brown hair at his armpits and groin, Brad’s massive, double-barreled ball bag was only lightly coated in coarse, wiry hairs. The sparse dusting of pubic hairs on Brad’s balls somehow made them look even more gorgeous and manly and powerful, if that was even possible.
The young kneeling man reverently cupped both of Brad’s titanic testicles in his hands, overflowing his palms with the muscle man’s utterly tremendous gonads. David’s estimate of their great weight wasn’t even close to the mark, for the gigantic nuts were even HEAVIER than they looked! The young man gave a few gentle, experimental squeezes with his strong fingers, and was amazed at how astonishingly dense Brad’s nuts felt; like his monumental cock and mammoth chest muscles, they barely even dented in his hands! These had to be the biggest, heaviest, hardest bollocks in human history, and David couldn’t believe that they were resting right there in his trembling hands!
A look of shyness and embarrassment crossed over Brad’s achingly handsome features. Then, in a rich, deep voice that David could feel reverberating in the man’s gigantic nuts, Brad quietly confessed, “I think I ought to tell you — I’m a virgin.”
That tender and shy revelation was the last straw for David, simply too much for his ramped up sex drive to take, and he immediately lost his tenuous hold on his burgeoning orgasm. His eyes almost crossed as his big nuts gave a mighty convulsion, contracting so hard they actually HURT. The first blast of his load shot forth with a force he’d never before experienced, rocketing straight upward and shattering against the underside of Brad’s boulder-sized bollocks in a mighty splash of virile joy juice. A second shot followed, and then a third, and then a fourth, all slamming directly into Brad’s herculean gonads and whitewashing their fat undersides with David’s own thick and rich baby batter. It was almost as if David’s manhood was paying submissive obeisance to the behemoth bollocks of a vastly superior male.
David could only grunt and buck his hips in involuntary release, his mind reeling with the fact that this stunningly handsome stud, this mountain of perfectly-formed muscle, this paragon of raw masculine power and virility, was a VIRGIN! He was therefore the very first person to ever have the extraordinary privilege of exploring the young man’s gigantic, glorious muscles with his hands and mouth. He was the very first to ever grip the stud’s mighty fuck stick with both hands to worship its unparalleled length and girth. He was the very first to grasp these stunningly, impossibly huge gonads in his hands, to feel their great weight and power, to feel the heat and raw energy emanating from them.
It was therefore no wonder that David experienced a spontaneous orgasm, kneeling at the feet of this gorgeous god of muscle and sex. In fact, it was a testament to his extraordinary control that the young, dark-haired stud had been able to last as long as he had! Now, he was blowing one of the most massive and most violent orgasms in his life, worshipping at the altar of this impossibly perfect young male.
Nearly a dozen more lessening blasts of thick cum spurted out of David’s completely untouched cock, none of them having quite the force or volume to paint the underside of Brad’s balls like the first four shots had, but still creating quite a mess of stud boy splooge against the lower portion of the tree trunk. David caressed his own recently-spilled sperm into the silky smooth skin of Brad’s behemoth balls, gazing up at the handsome, blushing man with awe and wonder in his eyes. David also realized at that very moment that he was falling in love with the sweet, tender, and impossibly beautiful muscle man.
David had completely forgotten about his original purpose for bringing Brad to this quiet and secluded location. Had he remembered, and had he known or suspected just how far his friend Nathan would take his revenge, David would have taken Brad by the hand then and there and pulled the big muscle man to safety. David would have plenty of time to reflect on ‘what if’s’ in the weeks and months to come, wondering how different things would have been if only he’d acted sooner.
As it was, both young men were completely taken by surprise when Nathan pounced.
I hope it end well.
ReplyDeleteHmm, we'll see... >:)
DeleteThank you for the comment. And how WOULD you like to see this story end?
I want brad to survive since he is a sweetheart and david and him end up beating each other ball
DeleteSome romantic ball busting between friends? Sounds wonderful! I can't promise anything, as I want the end to be a surprise, but I like your idea of these two handsome young men ending up together.
DeleteCan brad bottom for david?
ReplyDeleteAnd I think it would be achingly hot for the tall and massively muscular Brad to bottom for sexy, little David!
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