Mighty Thor and the Virility Stones - Part 7 (Conclusion)

Greetings my gentle readers! 

After much thought and deliberation, I am posting this ending to my Thor vs. Thanos series. It's been a WILD ride, and I hope you all enjoyed it!

--Jayse

PS -- Happy National Coming Out Day!

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Mighty Thor and the Virility Stones - Part 7

An original story by Jayse

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Overkill

Despite his exhaustion and the terrible, throbbing pain pulsing through both of his profoundly battered and damaged bull balls, the sight of his own war hammer Mjolnir sent Thor into a renewed and desperate attempt to break free of the heavy metal shackles and chains binding him in place. The demigod’s majestic form writhed and bucked and struggled in a most spectacular fashion, his gargantuan and perfectly defined muscles bulging and flexing to even more colossal size as he threw all of his super human strength into snapping those manacles, but it was all for naught. Those shackles and chains had been forged from an alloy of adamantium and vibranium, and then further reinforced by the power of the Infinity Gauntlet itself; nothing in the universe could break those chains, not even the mightiest male mortal in history. 

Thanos watched the epic struggle for several long minutes, admiring the spectacular interplay of Thor’s utterly gigantic yet perfectly proportioned muscles as they flexed and strained against the unbreakable chains. Thor’s herculean body was magnificent, the most perfect male specimen Thanos had ever seen, and the villain wanted to savor these last few moments where that stunning male form was still intact. Thanos had watched in amazement as the God of Thunder had grown even bigger under the months of abuse, his great muscles swelling to even more impossible size in response to the relentless, brutal torments on his great manhood. The devastatingly handsome demigod must be nearing the 700 pound mark at this point, a truly mind boggling and staggering weight for the super hero’s huge 6-foot, 6-inch frame! The repeated torture, destruction, and rebuilding of Thor’s bollocks thousands of times had caused them to steadily increase their testosterone production as well as their sperm output, which had led to phenomenal increases in the golden-haired hero’s strength and size as well. None of the previous Avengers had responded nearly so dramatically to the villain’s cruel attentions, and Thanos was glad once again that he had saved the mightiest of all the super heroes for last. 

After more than ten minutes of frantic, desperate struggling, Thor once again collapsed in his chains, thoroughly exhausted and defeated. A fresh sheen of sweat glistened on his perfect skin, highlighting his glorious muscles to an even greater degree. Though the God of Thunder hung limply in his shackles, his titanic, 22-inch mega cock was still fully tumescent and harder than stone, throbbing powerfully before him like some great pulsing beast, defiant even in the face of his impending unmanning. In fact, the threat of the ultimate and permanent demise of his treasured testicles was perversely sending his already hyper active libido into overdrive, and a disbelieving Thor watched in stupefied horror as his almighty schlong began to drool long strings of precum once more, behaving as if it hadn’t just shot five of the most powerful loads in his life within the span of less than two hours. 

Satisfied that a dejected and defeated Thor had finally accepted his fate, Thanos finally addressed his captive. “I think that you and I both know that our time together has come to an end, my valiant Thor. You have proven to be the most magnificent and durable captive I’ve ever had the pleasure of torturing, and for that alone I thank you. But it is that spectacular gift between your massive legs for which I am most grateful, my hunky stud, for you possess the most massive, resilient, and virile set of genitals this world has ever seen. And once I add the sheer raw power of your manhood to my Virility Gauntlet, my own power will be complete. I will forever remember this moment, and your staggering masculinity, my handsome hero.” 

Thanos then reached over and grasped the stout handle of Thor’s famous war hammer with one of his enormous hands. Prior to his capture, Thor would have been supremely confident that the evil giant wouldn’t have been able to even budge the heavy hammer, for Mjolnir could only be wielded by one who was worthy to rule over Asgard. But now, with the added power of the Infinity Gauntlet augmenting Thanos’ already awesome physical might, Thor was no longer so sure, and he hoped against hope that the beastial purple giant wouldn’t be able to lift the mighty weapon. 

With a cruel smirk twisting one side of his face, Thanos merely bent his wrist, and the war hammer easily lifted off the table as if it weighed almost nothing. Thor’s heart sank, for his final hopes for a reprieve, no matter how temporary, were now dashed. As dashed as at least one of his humongous nuts was about to become. 

“Impressive weapon, Thor! Stout, sturdy, powerful — much like yourself. It seems only fitting that I should use such a magnificent hammer as this to determine which of your mighty bollocks deserves to be added to my Virility Gauntlet. Mjolnir, the weapon you have used for more than a dozen centuries to conquer countless foes, will now be used to pulverize one of your own testicles. There’s a certain irony to that, is there not, Thor?” 

Thanos chuckled at his own cruelty, a baritone rumble of sound coming from deep within his chest, savoring his complete victory over the mighty super hero chained before him. But to Thanos’ surprise, as Thor lifted his heavy head and their eyes locked, he was met by an icy blue glare of defiance and steely determination. Somehow, after more than half a YEAR of the most brutal and inhuman tortures imaginable, Thor’s indomitable will had still not been broken! It was clear that he was going to be defiant to the end. Thanos quickly recovered from his surprise, and ruefully chuckled once more, this time in admiration for the demigod’s bravery in the face of bitter and certain defeat. Thor’s stoic defiance was going to make his ultimate unmanning just that much more memorable for the cruel and evil villain. 

Thanos gazed once more upon Thor’s gargantuan, melon-sized bollocks. Both massive orbs still rested heavily upon the dented surface of the vibranium pillar, looking much the worse for wear compared to their healthy and hale appearance just a couple of hours earlier. At the same time, however, they were still the most beautiful and magnificent vessels of manhood that Thanos had ever seen, despite their ill use and obvious heavy damage. 

Thor’s mammoth balls were now so deeply battered and bruised that they were a dark, vibrant purple across nearly the entirety of their vast surfaces, squashed partially flat, and obviously very heavily wounded by all of the relentless and full force abuse. Yet they were proving their mettle by doggedly and stubbornly enduring, against all conceivable odds. But all good things must come to an end, and even the mightiest must fall, so Thor steeled himself for the upcoming agony that would be his ultimate unmanning. 

Thanos began to infuse the war hammer with the power of both the Infinity Gauntlet and the nearly-complete Virility Gauntlet, super charging the mighty Mjolnir with truly world-shattering power. A coruscating rainbow of light traveled down both of his goliath arms to dance across the huge war hammer, bathing it in eldritch and otherworldly energies. Gripping the stout handle with both hands, Thanos lifted the hammer high, uttered a tremendous bellow, and slammed the head of the hammer full force into Thor’s helpless gonads, hoping to utterly crush at least one nut. 

BOOM!!

A deafening thunderclap echoed throughout the room, causing Thanos’ own minions to unwittingly stumble backward in stunned surprise. Thor’s big and beefy bollocks were instantly pancaked to a mere fraction of their normal girth, taken to the very brink of rupturing by a single blow from the hammer. Thor threw back his handsome head, his sweat-drenched golden hair flying, as he uttered his own mighty bellow of abject agony. A snarling Thanos left the heavy war hammer in place for several long seconds, prolonging the crushing agony inside Thor’s bludgeoned nuts and feeling the force of the blow reverberate back up from the vibranium pillar and through Thor’s battered nut meat, before lifting up the hammer once more. Thor’s bollocks quivered like they were filled with jelly and rebounded slowly, taking a few seconds to plump back up to something approximating their normal ovoid shapes. The mottled dark crimson and purple bruising was taking on an even more disturbing cast as even more tissues were ripped apart and torn within their impossibly beefy depths, but somehow, both bollocks had survived! 

After only a brief pause, Thanos hauled the heavy hammer aloft, roared in fury, and heaved Mjolnir with planet-busting force into Thor’s crumbling nuts again. And again! And AGAIN!! 

BOOM!! BOOM!! BOOM!! 

A mighty thunderclap accompanied each devastating blow, and an equally thunderous bellow of sheer animal agony was wrested from the handsome demigod himself. No object in the universe should have been able to survive even a SINGLE such blow, yet Thor’s bullish nuts somehow endured FOUR of them! It was a testament to just how insanely tough and durable the demigod’s big balls had become. Nevertheless, they were taking a horrible beating, and were already heavily damaged from all of the abuse that had come before. It was clear that the massive orbs couldn’t possibly take much more… 

BOOM!! BOOM!! BOOM!! 

Three more blows landed in rapid succession, any of which could have easily been the one to massacre one or both of Thor’s hideously distorting balls. The almighty bollocks were squashed flatter than ever with each successive hit, and it seemed impossible that they didn’t simply burst under the devastating abuse, yet still they held. Disturbingly, however, the beleaguered bollocks plumped back to barely more than half of their normal girth, remaining more than partway flattened, perhaps even permanently. 

At the same time, Thor’s own colossal meat hammer, his 22-inch horse dick, was throbbing harder than ever, and the copious fluids leaking from the distended tip of his bloated member were once again turning milky with sperm. Was it possible that the mighty super hero might actually achieve orgasm one last time before his manhood was exterminated?!? 

Unwitnessed and unnoticed by even Thor himself, the most recent hammer blows also produced tiny blue sparks of electricity in the demigod’s ice blue eyes, with additional sparks dancing across the meaty fingertips of his muscular hands. Almost cruelly, his war hammer Mjolnir was connecting Thor with the deep wellhead of his own godly powers, but it would clearly be too little, too late to save his rapidly failing balls. They were so profoundly beaten and damaged at this point that they maintained only the tiniest fraction of their structural integrity. And indeed, on the very next blow, that integrity finally gave way. 

CRACK!!!

Thor threw back his handsome head and howled in agony as the eighth almighty hammer blow caused the virtually indestructible outer wall of his mammoth right ball to finally crack, the sharp retort of the fibrous outer wall breaking sounding nearly as loud as the thunderclap of the impact itself! Larger blue sparks traveled down Thor’s enormously muscular arms and streaked briefly across his gargantuan pecs. Thanos simply smiled as he raised the war hammer once more, and brought it down with even greater force into both dying nuts. 

CRA-CRUNCH!!!

Hideous wet crunching sounds emanated from Thor’s pulverized right ball as the already-cracked outer wall fractured in more than a dozen other places, but still — barely — held. The hunky hero’s left bollock also cracked on the ninth blow, its structural integrity finally starting to lose the battle as well. Thor screamed in the most intense agony of his life, his balls now squashed so flat that barely half an inch separated the face of the hammer from the pillar’s silvery surface. 

Thanos leaned forward and placed the tremendous weight of his gargantuan upper body on top of the hammer, burying the huge metal head even deeper into Thor’s traumatized testicular tissues. Even more crunching, crackling, and squishing sounds came from both of the demigod’s utterly busted nuts as they impossibly flattened out even MORE, now squashed down to barely more than a quarter of an inch thick! Thanos was far past redlining the hunky hero’s failing nuts, which were on the razor’s edge of rupturing, but he then began to twist the hammer head back and forth, grinding the beefy tissues beneath even closer to oblivion. Thor bellowed in agony as he bucked and thrashed against his restraints, even as his mammoth cock continued to chug out slugs of creamy white precum, thick with his awesome virility. 

Drawing face to face with the snarling and defiant demigod, Thanos said, “Your left testicle feels like it’s just about ready to give out, Thor. But your right bollock feels even worse! I think BOTH of them are completely wrecked, that I’ve already hammered them into sterility, but I have to admit that I’m extraordinarily impressed that neither one has exploded yet! They’ve both endured far, far more than I would have given them credit for, but as astoundingly tough and resilient as they are, we’ve clearly reached the end of even their fabled endurance. I can guarantee you that at least one of your nuts is gonna burst on this next blow, and my money is on Mr. Righty. But don’t worry — if both of them break, I’ll just heal them both, and we’ll start all over from the beginning.” 

A rumbling belly laugh came from deep inside Thanos’ barrel chest as he pushed off of the vibranium pillar and lifted Mjolnir up from the ruin of Thor’s behemoth nuts. It looked at first that Thanos was correct, that Thor’s bollocks were indeed already wrecked beyond repair. Both humongous gonads remained hideously flattened for a few moments after the hammer was pulled out of their beefy depths, with the right nut in particular looking positively lumpy and misshapen. But then, with agonizing slowness, both titanic testes began the laborious process of plumping up once more. Thor clenched his jaw and groaned against the terrible pain as his mighty nuts reinflated, slowly plumping up bigger and fatter. Once they reached halfway to their normal girth, however, they ceased swelling up any farther, instead remaining halfway flattened. Both goliath goolies were in terrible shape, barely resembling the pair of huge and healthy orbs they’d been just a couple of hours prior. Thor’s right nut continued to look lumpy and misshapen, though, and the valiant and pain-wracked demigod agreed with his vile captor that it was his right nut which looked ready to shatter. 

“Get ready, Thor!” Thanos said as he raised the mighty Mjolnir up one last time. “Enjoy your last moments as an intact male, perhaps the greatest Alpha Male in the whole universe, for I’m about to execute half of that glorious manhood of yours!” 

A low growl began to grow inside Thanos’ massive chest as the power of both the Infinity Gauntlet and the Virility Gauntlet began to pour into the upraised war hammer. The growl grew to a thunderous bellow as all of that awesome power built to a terrific crescendo. At the same time, the flickers of electricity sparking across Thor’s magnificent body also grew in volume and power, until his entire body was rimmed in a nimbus of blue light so intense that it was an almost blinding white. That glow seemed the brightest around the demigod’s nearly shattered nuts, making them blaze like two small, lopsided suns. 

With a final roar of fury and victory, Thanos heaved the war hammer downward with unimaginable might, the huge metal head colliding with both of Thor’s mammoth balls… and then with the vibranium column beneath! 

BLOOOOSH!!!

Thor’s mighty right nut, its outer shell already cracked and broken in dozens of places, offered wholly inadequate protection as the hammer plunged into its meaty depths for a tenth and final time. The colossal right nut didn’t merely just burst, it simply disintegrated. Pulverized nut guts spewed out in a gory, fan-shaped spray, splattering every surface within more than a dozen feet, including Thor’s own titanically muscular thighs. 

The force of the blow reverberated up Thanos’ gargantuan arms, making them visibly vibrate with the insane intensity of the blow. The thunderclap of the impact was accompanied by a tremendous burst of white light and electric blue lightning, shaking the very walls of the chamber and sending Thanos’ minions flying backward. Thor bellowed in his most deafening roar of agony ever, as his once-mighty bollocks completely disappeared beneath the huge war hammer. Mjolnir had struck the surface of the vibranium column itself, with nothing in between on the right side, and the thinnest patty of nearly pulverized testicle on the left!! 

But then, with an almighty pulse of pure power, Thor’s colossal bull cock unleashed the single greatest and most voluminous slug of stud cum in his life. The volcanic gout of cum struck Thanos right in the chest, colliding so hard with the villain’s dense pec meat that it actually hurt, and instantly drenching his monumentally massive pecs in a thick and sloppy layer of prime Asgardian muck. How could this be possible?! How could Thor be shooting an enormous load of bull cum with one nut utterly annihilated and the other pounded to sterility!?! How could be possibly be shooting so MUCH cum when his mighty bollocks had been drained completely dry of their awesome virility after pumping out FIVE monstrous orgasms in less than two hours, and his orgasm was now powered by only one lone nut?!?!? 

Thanos threw back his own massive bald head and bellowed in victory, hauling the gore-splattered war hammer out of Thor’s pulverized nuts and holding it aloft. Stringy strands of testicular matter slowly dripped off the face of the enormous hammer, the gory remains of what had once been Thor’s titanic and beyond-beautiful right teste. 

The liquefied ball matter of Thor’s shattered and obliterated right ball felt hot, wet, and chunky as it slowly dripped down his legs onto the uncaring floor below. Thor howled in agony, tears streaming unchecked down his handsome cheeks, even as his traitorous cock continued to belch out slug after slug of his potent male brew. Thanos’ mighty chest was slashed and doused again and again in layer upon layer of super hero sperm, as Thor’s final load splashed hot against the villain’s purple skin. 

Thor’s sixth and final load proved to be the smallest of the lot, lasting barely more than a single minute, but it was still staggeringly massive by any other male’s estimation. No doubt the comparatively small size of the Asgardian’s load was due to the combination of having only one functioning testicle and the fact that he’d already unloaded that nut’s ballast five times in two hours. The demigod’s left ball reinflated with agonizing slowness throughout his orgasm, again bloating back to barely half its usual width. His sole remaining nut looked lonely and forlorn, resting heavily on the dented surface of the gore-coated pillar, the right side of his until-recently overpacked scrotum now shredded and empty of his left nut’s twin. 

Thanos tossed the muck-splattered Mjolnir aside, and then kicked over the vibranium pillar itself for good measure, letting Thor’s humongous left nut tumble to the very bottom of its bruised, abraded, and torn sac. The grayish-white wall of the enormous gonad itself was clearly visible through the huge hole torn in the right side of the scrotum, and it was remarkable that the tattered sac was able to contain the massive orb at all. The giant villain reached forward with his right hand and gently grasped the neck of Thor’s elongated scrotum, just above his single bollock, and slowly squeezed downward. Thor’s enormous whale nut strained at the tear in his nutsac, bulging bigger and bigger, until it finally popped through the jagged hole. 

The sight of Thor’s dangling, naked nut was as awe-inspiring as it was terrible. The partially flattened and misshapen gonad looked on the brink of shattering all on its own. The grayish-white outer wall of the titanic teste was cracked and broken in at least a dozen places, and a thick, off-white sludge of raw sperm and other fluids oozed slowly from the worst of these wounds. The melon-sized lump of man meat was barely holding itself together, and it was clear that a mere flick of one of Thanos’ thick fingers would have been all that it would take to make that bollock burst asunder. It had clearly been an exceedingly close race between Thor’s twin bollocks for supremacy, but his mighty left ball had eventually proven to be ever so slightly stronger than the right. 

As Thor stared downward at his sole remaining nut, now resting lightly in the palm of Thanos’ mailed left hand, his pulse began to race even faster, terror over the impending loss of the remaining half of his manhood making his blood run cold. Thanos had knelt down and was closely inspecting the low-hanging orb, almost reverently cradling the horrifically damaged testicle like it was the most precious object in the universe. Which, in many ways, it was. He then activated the Infinity Gauntlet and, before their very eyes, both Thor and Thanos watched as the colossal cajone started to rapidly repair itself. The cracked walls quickly sealed themselves, leaving not a single scar or trace of their recent damage, and the semi-flattened orb plumped back up to its normal, ovoid shape. Even the purplish tint of bruising quickly faded, leaving the glistening orb a healthy grayish-white, hearty, hale, and whole after its near-brush with death. 

The Infinity Gauntlet continued to glow as Thanos not only restored the testicle’s structural integrity and health, but also rapidly recharged its virility. A helpless Thor could actually feel his massive nut begin to swell with fresh seed, more and more, faster and faster, until it began to visibly bloat before the hero’s ice blue eyes. More dark blue veins began to pop out all over the orb’s vast surface is it become more and more congested with newly churned spunk, the randy pleasure soon turning into a deep and throbbing ache. Thor’s ball had never felt so bloated before, and STILL Thanos continued, loading Thor’s well of virility to the near-bursting point. 

Thanos didn’t stop until Thor’s straining left bullock was the size of an ovoid basketball, hideously swollen with sperm and looking like it was ready to explode at any moment. Its great weight had more than doubled, gallons of sperm under high pressure tugging even harder at the overstretched fleshy tethers connecting the mammoth, bloated lump to the handsome hero’s crotch. Only once Thor’s left nut had reached its peak capacity and virility did Thanos stop, letting the Gauntlet’s power fade. 

“Absolutely magnificent, Thor,” Thanos said in his deep voice as he inspected the healed and bloated testicle, finding not the merest flaw or imperfection in the almighty orb. “Truly the testicle of a mighty Asgardian Prince, and the perfect final Stone for my Virility Gauntlet.” 

One of Thanos’ minions then stepped forward, offering a large sheathed dagger across his palms. Thanos drew the knife with his right hand, revealing a vibranium blade of exceptional sharpness. He then wrapped the fingers of his left hand around the top of Thor’s dangling left nut, his fingertips digging into the sensitive and squishy epididymus that ran along the backside of the massive balls, and pulled firmly downward, stretching all of the vital and life-giving cables and cords tight. He then pressed the edge of the dagger against the stretched out neck of cords and blood vessels, and addressed the mighty Thor one last time. 

“I again thank you for your sacrifice, Thor. With the power of your strength and supreme virility added to my Virility Gauntlet, I will be able to achieve my goal of recasting the entire universe in the image of my lost race, the Titan Eternals. None of this would have been possible without you and your Avenger friends. Now, say goodbye to your manhood for the last time, my worthy adversary.” 

With that, Thanos began to saw at the bundled cords and vessels attaching Thor’s ball to his body. Thor began to bellow once more in terrible agony and terror, thrashing madly against his bonds in a futile effort to stop his own painful emasculation. Those powerful cords proved to have grown as tough and resilient as the rest of Thor’s magnificent body, and resisted the almost preternaturally shape blade at first. But as the seconds ticked bad and Thanos continued to rapidly saw away at those steel-like cables, the dagger began to bite more and more deeply into them. 

Thor shrieked and roared throughout the process, his gargantuan muscles bulging and flexing spectacularly as he struggled with all of his might to break free, but he was utterly powerless to stop the carving away of his manhood. It took an agonizingly long time, but after about 30 seconds, the first cables and cords began to snap apart, severed by the vibranium blade. After that, it only took about 10 or 15 more seconds for the last cords and vessels to be cut, and for Thor’s final nut to come free, separated from his gloriously muscular body. Thor had been well and truly castrated!! 

Thor collapsed in his restraints, drained and defeated, feeling the full physical and psychological impacts of his brutal unmanning. Thanos ignored the fallen hero, however, intent instead on gazing hungrily down at the severed testicle cradled in his right hand. The Infinity Gauntlet began to emit a golden glow, which was soon matched by the severed, basketball-sized bollock. As Thanos and his minions watched in rapt fascination, Thor’s mammoth ball began to shrink, being compressed down to its core essence by the Infinity Gauntlet. Within seconds, Thor’s severed nut had shrunk down to the size of an ostrich egg, a smooth golden stone of unbreakable hardness and density, containing all of the unimaginably vast power and virility of the defeated demigod. Thanos gently gripped the giant stone with his fingers and placed it over the vacant gem setting on the back of his Virility Gauntlet. The golden stone quivered as it grew closer to the setting, and then sprang across the short distance, melding perfectly with the glove. 

The kneeling Thanos threw back his huge bald head and roared as world-shaking power thundered through his massive body. He could actually FEEL his own genitals grow heavier and more turgid with vastly enhanced virility, and his mighty cock began to grow turgid and hard within the tight confines of his dark leather shorts. The tent at the front of the bellowing villain’s shorts grew bigger and bigger until the straining leather could contain it no more, and with a loud rending sound, the leather shredded apart and allowed Thanos’ massive purple cock to spring free. 

Thanos’ own violet eyes grew wide with surprise as he gazed down on his augmented cock for the first time, for the already gargantuan and beastial penis had grown even larger still through the power of the Virility Gauntlet. The mighty phallus continued to unfurl and inflate until it reached it’s full tumescence, protruding a monstrous 39 inches from his muscular crotch!! Thanos’ already colossal cock had grown a full FOOT!! The torn shorts allowed the villain’s swelling bollocks to spill forth as well, revealing mighty vessels of manhood that put even Thor’s legendary balls to shame! 

Overwhelming pulsations of pure lust wracked the giant’s enormously muscular body, making the bellowing Thanos flex his own gargantuan muscles at the intensity of it all. He then hit a spontaneous orgasm, and with his towering manhood pointing directly at Thor’s bound and nutless body, the muscular blond eunuch became the recipient of Thanos’ first herculean bull load. 

The epic orgasm that followed was almost unspeakable in its size and fury, and even Thanos’ own minions recoiled at the sight. Thor was almost instantly drenched from head to toe in just the first few salvos alone. But Thanos’ titanic testicle purge lasted for nearly ten entire minutes, blasting Thor’s captive, muscular form like it was being doused by a high-pressured fire hose. Thor very nearly choked to death under the onslaught of splooge, and indeed, almost any other being would have indeed been drowned by the deluge. 

By the end of Thanos’ godlike orgasm, Thor had passed out, a combination of exhaustion, defeat, and near-drowning finally proving to be more than even that mighty hero could endure. With the hunky hero unconscious, his final boner began to wilt, the enormous penis deflating like a punctured dirigible until it hung — huge, limp, and lifeless — between Thor’s massively muscular thighs, never to rise again. 

A victorious Thanos then stood up proud and tall and bellowed once more, his thunderous voice shaking the very ceiling of the stone chamber. He had won! 

He then lifted up his right hand and gazed at his completed Virility Gauntlet. He then placed the tip of his index finger and thumb together, and gave a sharp snap. 

Instantly, three of his four minions clutched their crotches in agony and dropped to the floor, screaming and writhing in pain. Only an astonished and confused Proxima Midnight remained standing, the sole female in the room. Elsewhere in the vast dungeon complex, other male voices could be heard screaming and shrieking in agony. Indeed, all across the cosmos, every male in existence was feeling the same terrible, horrific pain. For, with a snap of his fingers, Thanos had instantly shattered every last set of humanoid testicles in the entire universe! 

Thanos turned, a smug grin on his scarred and chiseled face, and regarded his sole standing lieutenant, the confused and increasingly terrified Proxima Midnight. He then began to slowly stride toward her, having decided that she would be the first woman to bear his prime Titan seed. The first of billions upon billions of women to follow… 

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