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Sunday, January 22, 2017

The Fun House - The Red Door - Part 10

Which nut now? 
_X_ - Pound his left nut yet again!
___ - Pummel his untouched right nut!
___ - Markus’ left bollock has had enough. Leave the room.



WHOLLOP THAT LEFT BULL NUT YET AGAIN

Markus’ goliath left nut is now a fiery red, and turning darker and darker with each brutal and ferocious blow from the hammer. 

CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!!

You’re now landing your blows even harder and faster, and you notice with lust and delight that the stud’s crumbling bollock is now flattening much, much more than when you first started. 

CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!!

“UUUUHNN!!” Markus bellows in a deep, continuous moan, writhing erotically against his restraints while you just keep pounding and pounding his swelling left nut. 

CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!!

CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!!

CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!!

“OH MEIN GOTT!! OH MEIN GOTT!!” Markus starts to scream as his fantastically tough and resilient gonad finally begins to collapse under your relentless onslaught. 

CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!!

CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!!

CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!!

CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!!

You take a moment to survey the damage you have wrought to the left half of Markus’ extraordinary manhood, and your cock lurches when you see how slowly the titanic orb is plumping back toward its normal shape. In fact, the gigantic gonad only regains about two-thirds of its oblong spherical shape, apparently partially (and perhaps permanently?) flattened by the several score of blows from the heavy hammer. The impossibly meaty orb is still huge and whole, but you’ve clearly done some very serious damage to the man’s sexual plumbing. 

You figure that this stud is so damn tough, though, that he could probably recover from even this horrific abuse…but only if you stopped hammering his left nut right now. Part of you wants to let the incredibly handsome stud rest and recover, while another part of you wants to start wailing away at his still intact right nut. And yet another part of you wants to finish the job you’ve started on the muscle man’s heroically oversized left nut, and crack it wide open! 

Markus is now panting like he’s been running a marathon, his enormously muscular chest rising and falling rapidly as he tries to regain his breath. Yet more of his clear and gelatinous precum has drenched his spectacular torso and groin, and his rock hard cock shows absolutely no signs of flagging. If anything, the impending destruction of half of his manhood is driving the handsome stud into sexual overdrive! The stud’s wide blue eyes take in the wrecked and battered state of his partially pancaked left nut, and he bellows, “FLATTER!!”, his handsome face turning red with agony. 

What would you like to do now to this handsome German super stud? 
___ - Pound his crumbling left nut to jelly!
___ - Start pounding his right nut!
___ - The lad has had enough. Leave the room


Saturday, January 21, 2017

The Fun House - The Red Door - Part 9

What now? 
_X_ - Hit lefty again!
___ - Hit his right nut!
___ - You’ve had enough teasing. Leave the room and let the handsome lad recover.



HIT LEFTY AGAIN


CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! 

You swing the hammer down as hard as and as fast as you can, with no regard for whether or not Markus’ big and beautiful left bollock survives each blow. The huge nard barely has time to reinflate to its normal shape and size before you strike it again, trying to pound it flat against the unyielding table. 

CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! 

Markus is now throwing his handsome head back and forth wildly, bellowing in a mixture of agony and ecstasy. And incredibly, his titanically huge cock remains rock hard, absolutely soaking his curly belly fuzz with even more precum.

CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! 

The massive gonad is deforming violently with each blow, compressing by nearly half before valiantly and stubbornly resisting any more flattening. The meaty sphere is also starting to noticeably swell, and its color is starting to turn from a healthy pink to a brighter and brighter red. 

CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! CRUNCH!! 

No man’s testicle, no matter how unbelievably huge, should be able to survive more than one or two full-force hammer blows, yet Markus’ gigantic left nut has now endured more than a dozen deadly blows with almost no visible effect! However, you are starting to feel the tough and fibrous orb lose some of its unnatural firmness with each nut-cracking blow. You smile wickedly as you once again raise the mallet high over your head and sending it crashing downward into the big injured bull nut. 

CRUUUUUNCH!!!

The mallet strikes the stud’s swelling ball with so much force that you can feel the reverberation all the way up to your shoulders. 

“OH FUCK!!!” Markus bellows, as an enormous slug of blindingly white cum blasts from the tip of his cock, looking like it was literally pounded out of the lad’s steadily crumbling ball. It is the single largest rope of cum you’ve ever seen in your life, and you watch in amazement as it paints a thick stripe up the stud’s meaty right pec and colossal boulder shoulder before dumping the rest of its liquid mass somewhere behind the bound muscle hunk. Most men couldn’t shoot that much cum in an entire day of steady milking! You start to wonder just how much thick German splooge this stud has packed in his massive bollocks! 

You let the heavy hammer head rest on Markus’ battered left nut, noticing with delight that the tremendous weight is now causing the weakening (but clearly still whole) nut to bulge considerably flatter than before, and you decide what to do next. 

Which nut now? 
___ - Pound his left nut yet again!
___ - Pummel his untouched right nut!
___ - Markus’ left bollock has had enough. Leave the room.



Friday, January 20, 2017

The Fun House - The Red Door - Part 8

Which nut should you hit? 
_X_ - Pummel juicy left nut! 
___ - Pound his fat right nut!



PUMMEL MARKUS’ LEFT NUT

You decide that his huge left nut will be your first target. 

“Oh fuck yeah! You’re gonna crack big Leftie!” Markus chuckles. 

His cock is raging while you rub the head of the mallet softly over his bloated and furry left nut. 

“Oh yeah! Pound it sir!!”

Markus licks his lips and locks eyes with you while you draw your arms back as far as they will go. The hammer head hovers in midair for a few moments, the heavy weight full of promise and destruction. And then you bring it down full force, striking dead center into Markus’ mammoth left bollock. 

CRUNCH!! 

The incredibly meaty nut is immediately compressed to half its normal size by the awesome force of your blow, its thick contents bulging out around the invading hammer head. 

Markus utters a bellow that’s halfway between a guttural howl and a laugh, his massive muscles tensing and bulging dramatically as the agony of the hammer blow registers in his brain. His cock gives a powerful lurch, jetting forth yet another huge slug of precum to recoat his hairy bull pecs and corrugated belly in more of his thick effluvium. 

When you lift up the mallet, you fully expect to see his mammoth left nut reduced to paste, but instead the resilient gonad immediately plumps back to its normal shape, looking none the worse for wear! 

CRUNCH!! 

CRUNCH!! 

You bring the mallet down twice more, each time with as much force as you can. You can feel the steel table itself quiver with the impact of your blows, but when you lift up the mallet after the third strike, Markus’ enormous left bollock continues to look unharmed. A slightly rosy tint at the location of the impacts is all that you have to show for your efforts. This handsome stud has some supremely tough nuts indeed! 

“You’re going to have to do better than that, sir!” Markus says in a taunting and lascivious voice. “I want you to crack my nuts wide open! Give me everything you’ve got!” the heroically muscular hunk growls, his cock raging even more than ever before. 

What now? 
___ - Hit lefty again!
___ - Hit his right nut!
___ - You’ve had enough teasing. Leave the room and let the handsome lad recover.



Thursday, January 19, 2017

The Fun House - The Red Door - Part 7

What would you like to do next with this handsome German hunk? 
___ - Pick up the extra sharp knife again.
___ - Use your bare hands.
_X_ - Use the mallet.
___ - You've had fun teasing, but you should leave while this magnificent man is still intact.



THE HEAVY MALLET

Markus grins in approval as you reach for the heavy metal mallet, his cock purging even more slick precum from the seemingly bottomless depths of his virile loins. As you grasp the thick wooden handle and lift the hammer from the table, you realize that the bludgeoning device is even heavier than it looks. Its flat and square metal head would cover a sizable mount of surface area for anything caught underneath a swing…though Markus’ balls are so unbelievably huge that you will obviously only be able to strike one of them at a time. 

“Oh yes sir! Mmm!! Please crush my huge nuts with that mallet!” Markus’ voice is incredibly deep and rich, and his German accent is getting thicker as he gets more and more turned on by your actions. He continues to voice erotic words of encouragement as you position the heavy mallet over his bloated, fuzzy sac. Just as you suspected, the head of the mallet isn’t nearly large enough to crunch the entire sac at once, so you decide to focus all of your attention on just one of his intensely vulnerable nuts. 

“Oh yeah! Righty is gonna’ get it!” Markus moans as you rest the hammer head onto the stud’s enormous right bollock. The head of the huge mallet must weigh close to 50 pounds, but as you let the entirety of its weight rest on the goliath goolie, the big steel hammer head barely causes the gigantic orb to compress at all! That is one supremely dense bull nut!! 

The handsome German bear winks at you and his whale cock stiffens even more (if that’s even possible) as you hover the mallet over his right ball, then his left, then his right. You alternate and even take a few practice swings -- stopping just short of making contact -- to make sure your aim is spot on. The mallet is indeed extremely heavy, and even though you think those nuts are as tough and sturdy as they are huge, you’re also sure that it wouldn’t take too many blows before something very, very bad happened to Markus’ oversized bull nuts. 

And judging by the huge and eager smile on his handsome and scruffy face, that is exactly what Markus wants as well!

Which nut should you hit? 
___ - Pummel juicy left nut! 
___ - Pound his fat right nut!


Wednesday, January 18, 2017

The Fun House - The Red Door - Part 6

With just moments left before the bomb explodes, what do you do? 
___ - Let the fuse burn!
_X_ - Put it out! 



PUT OUT THE FUSE

Tssssss… 

The fuse continues to burn, increasing with speed as if gets shorter and shorter.

“Oh yes!” the handsome hunk says breathlessly, his gaze now joining yours as he watches the burning wick grow closer and closer to the beef-covered bomb. 

Tssssss… 

Markus shouts gleefully when it becomes apparent you aren’t going to put out the flame. 

Tssssss… 

Your heart is beating so hard you can hear and feel it in your ears. You watch as the slender white cotton fuse grows shorter and shorter, and shorter still as it inches toward the bomb. Both you and Markus are now fixated on his about-to-be-destroyed nutsac, the third lump created by the bomb prominent between his impossibly fat nuts.

Tssssss… 

OH FUCK YEAH!!” Markus’ deep voice bellows as the fuse finally disappears under his sack.

Tssssss… 

The characteristic sizzling of the fuse continues for several more moments and you wait breathlessly for the resulting explosion. There’s no turning back now… 

Although the thought of watching those two big, beautiful balls explode in a shower of meat and gore is an intensely hot visual, you decide it best to put out the fuse so as to prolong the fun. You lunge forward with blinding speed, lifting up the titanic mass of Markus’ huge nuts with one hand and pinching off the burning fuse with the thumb and forefinger of your other hand. A thin waft of smoke marks the saving grace of Markus’ over sized gonads, and a mere half inch of singed fuse remains. You cut it awfully close! 

“Oh…” Markus sighs in obvious disappointment. His handsome features look so crestfallen that he almost looks like a little boy, and for a moment, you want to spare this gorgeous stud any more torment and instead embrace him in a big protective hug. 

But then you look back down at that set of unimaginably massive bull testicles lying so helpless and inviting on the steel table, and you know that you simply HAVE to destroy these paragons of male virility. 

You remove the bomb from under his undamaged sac and place it back on the table. His twin orbs rest on the table, looking just as big and bloated and beautiful as ever. His cock is steadily oozing out an endless stream of precum and he bucks his hips forward to put his balls even more on display.

“What are you gonna’ do to me know, sir?”

Markus’ eyes dart between the knife and the mallet on the side table, and then back to your hands. 

“Do you have strong arms, sir?” Markus asks. “You look like someone who knows how to use his strength. Will you please use your powerful arms to hurt my big balls?” 

Your cock jumps at the prospect of taking those overstuffed eggs, one in each hand, and squeezing hard to see if you can literally make them burst in your bare hands. However, the thought of slicing them to pieces with the knife or pounding them into beefy patties with the hammer is also tempting…

What would you like to do next with this handsome German hunk? 
___ - Pick up the extra sharp knife again.
___ - Use your bare hands.
___ - Use the mallet.
___ - You've had fun teasing, but you should leave while this magnificent man is still intact.


Tuesday, January 17, 2017

The Fun House - The Red Door - Part 5

What do you do? 
_X_ - Let the fuse burn!
___ - Put it out! 



LET THE FUSE BURN

The fuse continues its slow burn toward Markus’ mighty sac, and your eyes remain fixed on the doomed sex organs. You’ve never before seen such a gorgeous and masculine sight. Markus’ titanic balls are almost indescribably huge and heavy -- his sack is literally stuffed full to bursting with premium German man meat -- and all of that magnificent meat is about to be splattered all over the room. Your cock stiffens even further just imagining the mess. 

Tssssss…

The fuse continues to burn and Markus grins wickedly and licks his beautiful lips.

“Oh yeah, sir. My big balls are gonna splatter the fuckin’ walls, aren’t they?”

Tssssss…

“You’d better stand back, sir, or you’ll get drenched with chunks.” 

Tssssss… 

Markus is slowly grinding and rocking his hips in anticipation, his massive schlong raging so hard that the thick veins snaking all up and down its heroic, columnar length look like they’re going to burst out of the skin at any moment. He is very clearly enjoying this slow count down toward the end of his manhood. 

Your eyes remain fixated on the fuse, which seems to be burning faster as it gets shorter, and the third lump clearly visible bulging from under Markus’ massive scrotum is ready to redecorate all four walls with his shattered testicles.

Tssssss… 

The fuse is now only a few seconds away from disappearing under Markus’ big, furry sack and detonating the explosive. 

With just moments left before the bomb explodes, what do you do? 
___ - Let the fuse burn!
___ - Put it out! 


Monday, January 16, 2017

The Fun House - The Red Door - Part 4

Is it time to end this stud’s manhood forever? 
 ___ - Stab his bloated left nut!
 ___ - Spear his bulging right nut! 
 ___ - Sever those mighty gonads! 
 ___ - Put the blade down and pick up the hammer. 
 _X_ - Put the blade down and pick up the bomb. 



THE BOMB

You pick up the black bomb and give it a cursory examination. It is some sort of big firework-type explosive with a long white cotton fuse. It isn’t so huge that you think detonating it might kill Markus. Nevertheless, it’s as big as a softball, and judging by its surprisingly heavy weight, it clearly would pack a punch. 

The handsome German smiles in obvious delight of your choice and his huge cock begins to leak precum anew.

“Yes, sir! It looks like you want to make a mess out of my boys.” Markus wiggles his muscular hips again, making his precum-slickened bull bollocks quiver on the table. God they’re huge! You feel your cock lurch in your jeans once again at the awesome sight of those magnificent man nuts, and the gorgeous hairy he-man to whom they’re attached. 

You’re so turned on at his taunting that you quickly grab his ball sack, lift the heavy things up five or six inches, and place the big fist-sized bomb under them. When you let go, his weighty balls slump lazily over the instrument of their potential destruction, and the bomb is totally obscured by thick nut meat and the folds of his scrotum, comically resembling a third (and much smaller) ball. Only the fuse sticks out from beneath the titanic mass of Markus’ nutsac, the only indication of the stud’s pending danger. 

“Aren’t you going to light it?” Markus asks, his soulful blue eyes hungrily searching yours, clearly beseeching you to lay waste to his monstrous manhood. 

Markus continues silently egging you on as you flick the lighter to life and draw it near the fuse. Your cock twitches as you hear the hiss of the cotton catching alight. Your eyes are fixated on the slowly burning fuse inching toward the explosive end of Markus’ nuts, while his eyes are fixated on you. It’s as if he wants to see the look on your face when his testicles spectacularly explode!

What do you do? 
___ - Let the fuse burn!
___ - Put it out!